- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

I had sex. Just kidding.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

1+1 =? Too

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

What is the difference between a duck?

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

Murder me once, shame on you.

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