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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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