How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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peter charastabopouloulous

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Dancing Potatoe!

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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