People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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whats really hot the sun

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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