Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Dubstep < Music

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