an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

A black guy with his family.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Guess what? No.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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