- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

wanna hear a joke? not really

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Male penises.

ROSS G IS OBESE

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

What is long and black The unemployment line

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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