There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Yes.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Your social life

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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