Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Doorbell salesman.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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