- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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