Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

What looks like half an apple? The other half.

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

lyren is a big meanyhead

Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

Bake until golden at 375

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

Where is my tractor?

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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