Your mom.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Mitt Romney.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

YEAH THEY DO.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

A baby seal walks into a club...

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

a ginger has a soul

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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