- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's Rights.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Get in the Batmobile.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

I tell an anti joke!.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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