Seth stock has a large penis

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

fack me!

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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