- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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