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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

:O + :P = 69

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

What is White over Black? Society.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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