- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

Scientology.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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