- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

guess what what? nothing.

Once upon a time.

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

i saw your mom, i said hi

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

1 Jew XD

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

hi patrick

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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