- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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