hit the thumbs down button

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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space is fun

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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