- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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