- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

A child with cancer grows up.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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