- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

What's 9 plus 10? 19

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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