Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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hi patrick

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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space is fun

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Anti Joke

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