- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

my mom raped yerr foot

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

What's after 9/11? 9/12

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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