- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

Allie said yesssssssss!

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

Anything Dane Cook says

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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