A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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