How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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God

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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