Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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A Weight loss service that works

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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