whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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KSI

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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