- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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