Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Doorbell salesman.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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