Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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