- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

What is long and black The unemployment line

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Seth stock has a large penis

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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