Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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