- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

whoa there

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

this sentence will not monkey banana pie

Doorbell salesman.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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