What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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