A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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I hate blackniggers

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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