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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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1 Jew XD

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Poop

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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