What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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Anti Joke

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