- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

JEWS

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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