What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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guess what what? nothing.

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Once upon a time.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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1 Jew XD

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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