- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

A child with cancer grows up.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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