A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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Society.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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I'm banging your sister.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Your social life

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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