Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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whats 2+2? 4

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Anti Joke

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