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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

How are you? Yes

I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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