What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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A black man walks into a book store.

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Christians pornstars.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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