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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Women have the right to vote.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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