What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Womens rights

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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AVB

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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want a balloon? yeah

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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