- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Obamacare haters

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

What is long and black The unemployment line

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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