A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Obamacare haters

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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