A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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My pet rock died.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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obama

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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