- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Cold camel scrotum.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

Society.

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Get in the Batmobile.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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