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What is long and black The unemployment line

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

A child with cancer grows up.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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