Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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FAP

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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