- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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