- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

A horse cantered into a bar.

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

What did the fish say? Moo

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

How old is your mom? Old.

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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