A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

A horse cantered into a bar.

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

How old is your mom? Old.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What did the fish say? Moo

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

marshal sterio had sex

My phone rang. So I answered it.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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