- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

how did little johnny die? i killed him

I hate blackniggers

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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