A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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involved parents.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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