- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

Doorbell salesman.

Ms. Smoot's class

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

Society.

I'm banging your sister.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

Your social life

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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