- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Cold camel scrotum.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Dick spice

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So a black man hails a taxi...

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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