- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

What's the difference between a duck?

9/11

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Take my wife- to the store.

who smells? •Liam

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

So. The gays. ...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

knock knock

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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