Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Like if you like big tits.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Anti Joke

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