What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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NASCAR

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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man boobs

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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this is gay

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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