Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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Cancer.

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Poop

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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