- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Knock Knock Yes?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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