One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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This one sucks!

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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poop

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If you are my friend like it!

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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