- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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