- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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