- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

peter charastabopouloulous

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