The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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rape that shit

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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