how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Anagram.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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women's rights

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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Anti Joke

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