Womens Rights.

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

Smart Blondes

Penis

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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