What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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:O + :P = 69

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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Yes.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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myspace

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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