roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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.....Carrot Top....

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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NASCAR

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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guess what what? nothing.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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You have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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