- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

GINGER PEOPLE

Knock knock Whoes there? ...

Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

What's better than sex? Nothing

If you are my friend like it!

Women's rights

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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