- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

An asian without a future.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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