- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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