Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Yes.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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