Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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liam buchan is gay !

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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JEWS

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Penis penis poop butt

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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