What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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who is awesome? no one...

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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