- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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