- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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